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Comment on “Watch your step” indeed. by Paulo do Portugal

Paulo do Portugal — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 01:56:27 +0000

what’s up with those crutches? they totally don’t go with his earrings.

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Comment on “Watch your step” indeed. by Lukey the Czech

Lukey the Czech — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:07:10 +0000

I’m speechless….but I will say that you’ll never catch a Czech man in that gear.

Comment on “Watch your step” indeed. by jobicoppola

jobicoppola — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:38:31 +0000

Full disclosure: Garth took this pic himself.

Regarding AIDS, you are misinformed, because everyone knows this is how AIDS started.

Comment on As if Belarusians are ever sober by Bookmarks about Cnn

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Comment on “Watch your step” indeed. by garth

garth — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 04:50:01 +0000

“This picture is how AIDS started.”
Ahh, a little North Carolina homophobia. Jesse Helms is smiling from his hot, hot, personal hell.

Comment on “Watch your step” indeed. by garth

garth — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:54:51 +0000

And this occurred just blocks from my home. My wife and I often ask each other, “Who the fuck goes in there?” Ask a stupid question…

Comment on “Watch your step” indeed. by jreilly

jreilly — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:14:20 +0000

Is that Man U’s new kit?

Comment on About Us by Paul Scholes

Paul Scholes — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:04:59 +0000

Next time you’re in Chicago, go to either The Globe Pub or Ginger’s Ale House. You’ll find all you need there.

Comment on “Watch your step” indeed. by Nordy

Nordy — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:12:33 +0000

This picture is how AIDS started.

Comment on “Unfriend Lampard from Facebook” by Hose B

Hose B — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:41:17 +0000

“And fuck Anelka.” Hilarious. An absolute classic.

Comment on “Unfriend Lampard from Facebook” by jobicoppola

jobicoppola — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:35:10 +0000

For some reason I assumed that vid was going to be stupid, but I just watched it, and I’m here to tell you it was genius. I was wondering what crackhead even thought of putting their own subtitles to that scene, but apparently it’s a fairly popular meme on youtube…God bless teh intarwebs.

Comment on Stay Classy, joey barton by Greg

Greg — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:53:48 +0000

This is hilarious:
http://studs-up.com/2008/07/10/you-may-want-to-lock-that-door/

Comment on Stay Classy, joey barton by Lupe

Lupe — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:50:08 +0000

why’s he still playing professional football, he should be banned for life. twat

Comment on Was ist Das? by omac

omac — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:13:00 +0000

and THAT’s for giving Franco all the guns…

Comment on You say football, I say football by Douala

Douala — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:17:19 +0000

First of all thank you for a such wonderfull topic, well i have to say it is difficult for me to say if i agree with you or not. I will read it for a second time and let you know what i think

Comment on Stay Classy, joey barton by garth

garth — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:47:22 +0000

We can only hope this footage will be included in the wedding video.

Comment on Stay Classy, joey barton by Kevin

Kevin — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:45:13 +0000

Gotta love the girl that hits the guy when he’s down…she’s a keeper.

Comment on Stay Classy, joey barton by Nordy

Nordy — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:01:45 +0000

Jimmy Bullard is sitting by the phone, awaiting your call. The Fulham bandwagon now has a bit more room. 1,056 fat Sam’s Army members jumped off this summer after McBride retired and Boca got cut.

Comment on Joey Barton’s Personal Bung Scandal by soccernista.com » Stay Classy, joey barton

soccernista.com » Stay Classy, joey barton — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:49:00 +0000

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Comment on Conclusions by jboy3533

jboy3533 — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:31:47 +0000

Glad to see you’re back blogging mate (even though it been a month plus since you’ve been back)

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Comment on Lukey the Czech for 6/29 by Jason

Jason — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 02:11:12 +0000

Prescient! Torres’s speed was the difference against Mertesacker and Metzelder. Ballack did play, though… well, sort of, his name was on the teamsheet anyway.. We expected him to pop up for the leveler on any given set piece, but it never materialized.

And I _did_ see the USL match and heard that comment. What can you say, announcers trying to create relevance by making an absurd comparison? Did the comment do more harm than good? eh.

Comment on Thanksgiving by garth

garth — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:31:16 +0000

“Mohamed > Jesus?”

In added time, most certainly.

Comment on Thanksgiving by Nordy

Nordy — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:02:13 +0000

Mohamed > Jesus?

Comment on Separated at Birth? by Nordy

Nordy — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:39:11 +0000

Also, Roberto Donadoni looks like Wayne Coyne’s evil cousin.

Comment on Separated at Birth? by garth

garth — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:03:52 +0000

Holy cow. Carlos Puyol knocked the shit out of that guy.
That was pretty punk. But then the packing up and leaving in a tizzy? Not so punk.

Comment on These Bubbles Smell Like Raw Sewage by sachin

sachin — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:34:29 +0000

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Comment on Lukey the Czech for 6/21 by Nordy

Nordy — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:28:51 +0000

Good call on the picks.

Comment on Are you not entertained? by LG

LG — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:56:28 +0000

Agreed, too many stars, not enough diggers.

Comment on Are you not entertained? by garth

garth — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:17:43 +0000

Can’t argue with any of those players, yet the Portuguese talent always seems better placed on teams with more discipline and organization. The problem with Portugal? Too many Portuguese players. Go figure.

Comment on French Drip by jobicoppola

jobicoppola — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:48:40 +0000

During the match broadcast Healey/Gray were talking about how there had been much discussion about Zidane in recent days, in regards to how much France missed him, and they just laughed because, how could you not?

Searching for the next Zizou, likely to be fruitless. Is he not the best player that any of us will ever see?

Comment on Are you not entertained? by jobicoppola

jobicoppola — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:27:38 +0000

My Portuguese fascination has always been with Deco, Ronnie Ron, and Figo (and Eusebio before that even - ok fine not really), but it’s amazing how conservative Portugal always end up being, given the flair of their individual players at the club level.

Can’t wait for the rest of the quarterfinal matches, especially tomorrow’s NED v. RUS. Possible we’ll see some counter-counter-attack goals?

Comment on Focus, lads, focus by Jaime

Jaime — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:25:25 +0000

Mmmm…fingerling potatoes.

Comment on One for the Ages by Cristhian

Cristhian — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:23:02 +0000

It was one amazing game… I think that Turkey has a good chance to get far in this tournament.

Comment on Lukey the Czech for 6/16 by jobicoppola

jobicoppola — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:19:39 +0000

Agreed on these picks save for Romania, think they might could sneak through, that is if Mutu can get his mind right. Dutch have been stellar tho. Yesterday must have been brutal man, I can still scarcely believe the end result, especially after how the first half went…

Comment on Time for Instant Replay? by Nordy

Nordy — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 18:40:35 +0000

Anyone else just catch Adrian Healy promo the Greece v. Russia game by saying “Greece and Russia cross swords in just a moment”?

Comment on Time for Instant Replay? by garth

garth — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 08:56:16 +0000

Are we fully comprehending how slow the slow-mo replays have gotten? Some of these calls that end in controversy, viewed in real-time, are nothing more than “Ooooh, that one was close.” Would we even be talking about this if it weren’t for the truly fantastic level of broadcasting?
And if we can make goal-line technology, can we not make offside technology? A microchip in every sock?

And fuck Tommy Smythe.

Comment on Free Beer by jobicoppola

jobicoppola — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:02:21 +0000

I have a jacked up work schedule, but being able to watch the games live during the day is sheer genius. Re: the Rooneys, once a chav, always a chav.

Group of death - Mutu will be crying himself to sleep, and baby blue socks again for the Dutch today.

In describing the French midfielders as undersized, Andy Gray just said, ‘I don’t want to call them midgets, but…’.

Comment on The rain in spain by stuartdowningpints

stuartdowningpints — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:44:47 +0000

I believe gay culture might refer to Cesc as a “bear.”

Comment on The rain in spain by LG

LG — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:40:22 +0000

Is Fabregas part wolf? Anyone notice the amount of arm hair on this dude?

Comment on The rain in spain by jobicoppola

jobicoppola — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:10:21 +0000

Speaking of closets…pretty sure you guys have Freddie Ljungberg Calvin Klein ad posters on your walls as well…

Comment on The rain in spain by Nordy

Nordy — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:05:52 +0000

This whole paragraph applies to me, as well…pretty funny:

“If I were to declare a rooting interest in the Euros, it would probably be Sweden. My heritage, you see, is mostly Swedish. But the truth is this: I’m too embarrassed that, if I root for Sweden, someone will speak Swedish to me. Or they’ll ask what town in Sweden my great-grandparents were from. Or they’ll ask when was the last time I visited Sweden. To all of these I can only reply, “I like the pancakes.” And so, until my true native country of White-Trashistan qualifies for the Euros, I’ll remain a closeted Swedish fan.”

Comment on Oranjeboom by jobicoppola

jobicoppola — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:07:23 +0000

Brawl analysis, ha. We should make a tv show, kind of like, ‘When Animals Attack’, or ‘Wildest Police Chases’. Maybe ‘When Athletes Lose Control - Few Punches are Landed’. No?

Comment on Holland vs Italy by jobicoppola

jobicoppola — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:26:18 +0000

Sorry not the interpretation - the actual rules are ridiculous and contradictory.

Comment on Holland vs Italy by jobicoppola

jobicoppola — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:55:02 +0000

UEFA’s interpretation of the rules in this case is freaking ridiculous. The player is off the field ffs! Also ridiculous is attempting to post comments while defending portable dvd player from sure demise at hands of wild toddler while attempting to watch Greece play an 8-2-0 formation while wondering how the hell they won it all in 04…wtf.

Comment on Holland vs Italy by WTF!

WTF! — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:28:00 +0000

WTF?

Th first goal was absolutely not offside! If you havn’t notised, Panucci (I think) lays behind the goal, since he was hutrted! Then there were no offside!

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soccernista.com » Oranjeboom — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:21:26 +0000

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Comment on Holland vs Italy by garth

garth — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:13:10 +0000

Or, more precisely, Materazzi is a giant capibara:
http://charapatur.com/images/animals/capibara.jpg