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God knows what Czech immigrants spend their Christmas bonuses on. Sausages? Probably. Pilsner? Definitely. Czech cornhusk nativity scenes featuring Baby Jesus swaddled in traditional Moravian textiles? Wouldn’t be surprised.
Lukey has been on a good run of late, and currently boasts a bankroll of $164.94 (based on $5 and $10 mythical wagers). His picks are after the jump.
Hide the Pilsner and lock up your Bavarian daughters: Lukey the Czech is back to his winning ways. After turning in an 8-4 performance last week, Lukey finds his bankroll swelled to the tune of $158.72 (based on $5 and $10 mythical wagers). His latest run, though not approaching his World Cup greatness, is his best since those halcion days of July. See if he has more in the tank, after the jump.
7-6 might not sound like a great week, but remember: because there are three results (w-l-d) there are twice as many ways to lose when your wagering on soccer. Lukey the Czech’s bankroll received a modest boost off this performance to $131.24 (based on $5 and $10 mythical wagers). Let’s see how the Czech-man handles this weekend’s slate of Prem action, after the jump. (more…)
Numbers aren’t our bag: we made another mistake on Lukey the Czech’s bankroll last week. In American dollars, the sheet should read $119.54 in profit (based on $5 and $10 mythical wagers). He comes to this country, exploits our open society, capitalist economy, and lax strip club laws, and then pinches pennies. The nerve of this guy.
Lukey’s picks are after the jump. (more…)
Last week, a miscalculation of Lukey the Czech’s profit set off a firestorm of emails, phone calls, and text-messages…from Lukey the Czech. We’re not ones to stand in the way of a Bavarian and his Koruny, so we now bring you the revised numbers: Lukey is ahead $112.78 (based on $5 and $10 mythical wagers).
Let’s see if he really is back to his winning ways, after the jump. (more…)
Last week, Lukey the Czech went 4 for 9 while his bankroll slipped below the century mark for the first time since the World Cup. It’s not been a good run for Lukey, but know this: the Czech people are a wily bunch, known to play dead in order to gain an advantage.
Currently, Lukey maintains a profit of $98.25 (based on $5 and $10 mythical bets). This week, he’s looking to an American owned, Irish led club to get him back in the winner’s circle. Giddee up, after the jump. (more…)
Last week’s draw between Colorado and New York brought Lukey his 6th consecutive defeat, reducing him to an overall total of $109.25 (based on $5 and $10 mythical wagers). So what do you do when things go pear-shaped? You find someone who’s blowing it even worse than you are, and take advantage of them.
Lukey gives his Prem picks after the jump. (more…)
Fresh off his World Cup run in July, you’ll recall how Lukey the Czech charged headlong into the MLS…only to have the league crap on his head. He went a stunning 4 weeks without posting a positive return, and has yet to record an MLS victory. As of today, he’s back on the MLS horse with $119.25 in the saddle-bag. His pick for the Colorado-New York match is after the jump.
Needing a Win
Remember the halcyon days of the World Cup? Lukey the Czech was as automatic as a US National Team loss. Through 63 games (”Screw you, 3rd place game”) he amassed a massive $213 profit (based on $10 mythical wages). All seemed right with the world, and Soccernista had found its gambling messiah.Fast forward to today. Prospects for peace in the Middle East have stalled, and Lukey the Czech is hemorrhaging losses. His war-chest has shrunk to $124.35 and, last week, the poor guy even resorted to throwing his beloved Arsenal under the bus (to no avail). He’s still far, far ahead. But how long will we have to wait for the second coming? Perhaps until the NFL wraps up in January?