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Stay Classy, joey barton

Entered in A Bit Offside, Features by garth on July 3, 2008 @ 12:48 pm

July 3 - 2008

You might think it impossible be to shocked by the behavior of Joey Barton. “All the cigar-stubbing, pants dropping, and training ground-beating has pretty much sapped my ability to register surprise,” you say. Well, feast your eyes on the recently released CCTV footage of Barton’s infamous McDonald’s Christmas Assault. Or preserve your faith in humanity, and don’t.

Newcastle have been in the running for my support: if they don’t sack Barton purely on the madness captured in this clip, they will BE no longer.


5 Comments »

  1. Jimmy Bullard is sitting by the phone, awaiting your call. The Fulham bandwagon now has a bit more room. 1,056 fat Sam’s Army members jumped off this summer after McBride retired and Boca got cut.

    Comment by Nordy — July 3, 2008 @ 2:01 pm

  2. Gotta love the girl that hits the guy when he’s down…she’s a keeper.

    Comment by Kevin — July 4, 2008 @ 12:45 pm

  3. We can only hope this footage will be included in the wedding video.

    Comment by garth — July 4, 2008 @ 1:47 pm

  4. why’s he still playing professional football, he should be banned for life. twat

    Comment by Lupe — July 9, 2008 @ 9:50 am

  5. This is hilarious:
    http://studs-up.com/2008/07/10/you-may-want-to-lock-that-door/

    Comment by Greg — July 10, 2008 @ 11:53 am

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