Lukey the Czech for 6/6 and 6/7

June 5 - 2007

Oh brother.  Get ready for 3 weeks of nonstop  Czech-worship.  We’ll start him off with a $100 mythical bankroll and, assuming he doesn’t blow it all at mythical Czech handjob houses, he should be able to turn a mythical profit.  Good luck, Lukey!

Opening weekend of Euro 2008 and I couldn’t have asked for a better opening match: my CZECHS vs the Swiss. No Rosicky, no Nedved, no Poborsky, NO FUCKING PROBLEM. Listen, we’re playing the Swiss and according to assistant coach Michel Pont their answer to marking Jan Koller is, “We won’t be man-marking Koller.” Are these guys serious? Right, don’t mark a guy that has 54 goals in 87 caps for his country.

Bottom line, too much talent and too much experience in the Czech camp, and not enough brains in the Swiss. Czechs win and Lukey the Czech celebrates with Pilsner Urquell and Arturo Fuente!

As for the rest of the weekend, Portugal (Ronaldo alone) too much for Turkey. Austria could be the worst team in the tournament and proves it against Croatia. And Germany, as one of the favorites, takes care of the slow ass Poles. ENJOY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday:

Czechs vs. Swiss : 2-0       Czechs (2.5)  Swiss (2.7)  Tie (3.0)
Portugal vs. Turkey: 3-0    Portugal (1.7)  Turkey (4.8)  Tie (3.25)

Sunday:

Austria vs. Croatia: 0-3     Austria (4.0)   Croatia (1.85)   Tie  (3.2)
Germany vs. Poland: 4-1   Germany (1.5)  Poland (6.0)   Tie  (3.6)