EuroTrash08
June 5 – 2008
Right now I’m easing into my Ikea couch, kicking up my feet (Prada sneakers, no socks), and lighting up a Benson and Hedges cigarette. I’ve got Fox Soccer Report on mute, and the Ibiza Mega Club Mix is blaring. Now if one of these toddlers could make me an absinthe (one cube of sugar, please) I’d be ready for some footie.
Yes, folks, you are mere hours away from Soccernista’s coverage of Euro08. Watch this space for a new, red color scheme meant to distract you from the coming onslaught of unfounded opinion, wild conjecture, and vaguely racist humor.
Ciao, for now.
I’ve got my capri pants on. Ready to rock.
Comment by Nordy — June 5, 2008 @ 7:56 pm
Oh baby! Can’t wait.
Comment by Jaime — June 6, 2008 @ 12:43 pm
I love that Ibiza Mega Club Mix!
Comment by Hose B — June 6, 2008 @ 1:47 pm
Capri pants are cool…just ask Nick Lachey.
Comment by Lukey the Czech — June 6, 2008 @ 7:32 pm