Celebrity Blogship Has Its Champion

Though our very own Lukey the Czech seemed to have his filthy, immigrant mitts all over the title, it was ripped from him at the death by the “Red Rockets.” And so, the first ever Soccernista Celebrity Blogship title goes to a team named for a dog’s penis. Fitting, no?

As promised, the manager of the Rockets will get full run of this site for a day. Yes, this prize has lost considerable value of late (assuming it ever had any value to begin with). But wait – might there be some stirring in the Soccernista bushes? Stay tuned, my nine remaining readers…