CBFP Update
August 17 - 2007
As it currently accounts for 57% of the excitement in my life, it’s high time we checked in on the Celebrity Blogger Fantasy Premiership. Honestly, I pretty much stare at my team all day. Sometimes I hit refresh to see if player values have changed…but mostly I just redesign my team’s uniforms. Is it Saturday yet?
Current Leader: Pictured at right.
Overall Rank of the League: 5,199/81,657
You are over the moon right now if you own: Antoine Sibierski. The Wigan debutante cost 5.5 and has already netted you 15 points.
You are crying in your beer if you own: Cristiano Ronaldo. Your man-crush cost 12.1, and netted you 2 points over 2 games. Sexy!
Surprise Performer of the Week: My mother (The Pelicans) currently sits in 6th position. Will this bring on the Oedipal complex I never had?
Top O’ the Bloggers: Ummm…let’s see here…that would be….ME! Let’s go fucking mental! Let’s go fucking mental! Ahem. 22nd place, that is.
Bottom O’ the Bloggers: BeingSven’s entry, Clash City FC, are languishing 6 spots from bottom. Maybe because he’s been neglecting his fantasy team in favor of more productive pursuits…like holding forth on the Premier League’s crackdown on video highlights (Dave’s been doing the same).
Sadly, Sven’s team has stumbled out of the gate due to pedestrian production from his big name players. And now he has a bench that is all injured/suspended.
Either that or Clash City’s manager is just utter crap.
Is it wrong to panic after only two games? (Maybe Martin Jol and I can talk it over a cup of coffee…)
Comment by Scott — August 17, 2007 @ 11:02 am
Let me know if Jol sounds as funny in person as he does on tv.
Comment by stuartdowningpints — August 17, 2007 @ 11:46 am
Cantona’s Dojo is about to hit a rough spot thanks to injuries and Ronaldo acting like a scouser. It was fun being in 19th while it lasted.
Comment by Ben — August 17, 2007 @ 2:26 pm
Sven is doing much better with his real players than BeingSven is doing with his fantasy team. I don’t think a lot of fantasy players were thinking ‘I’ve got to draft Vedran Corluka at back’ a few weeks ago.
Comment by joejoejoe — August 18, 2007 @ 7:57 am