“Alla Vi”

July 27 - 2007

The name “Tomas Brolin” means many things.  For Swedes, he is the architect of the national team’s surprise run in the 1994 World Cup.  For fans of Italian club Parma, he is the string-puller that led the team to the height of their Serie A achievement.  For English fans, he is the useless tub of lard Leeds paid $8million dollars for only to see him get fatter and more useless.

For me, he is the borderline obese extra in an obscure music video for a ridiculously awful Swedish dance track.  Yes, that’s Bjorn Borg in there too.  And yes, those are Swedish bikini babes trying to water-ski in a pool using a rope towed by other Swedish bikini babes.