‘You got a pet. You got a responsibility.’
May 16 – 2007
As commenter “Ben” hipped us to, Jose Mourinho was indeed arrested today (and cautioned, and released) on charges of obstructing police in their bid to confiscate his pet terrier. Police suspected the dog had traveled abroad, didn’t have shots, and should have been quarantined. In the ensuing fracas the dog escaped and has gone missing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “How can I make money on this?” Thankfully, PaddyPower is offering odds on where the pooch will show up. King’s Road is the favorite at 4/1, while the longest shot on the board is “in the FA Cup” at 1000/1. The most appealing underlay, however, comes in at 8/1:
Inside his manbag? For as much as I dislike Jose Mourinho, I would never wish that upon him. It could require surgery, people.
No odds for “Under Alex Ferguson’s tires” or “Up Jose’s Own Ass”?
Comment by Diego Maradona's Stomach — May 16, 2007 @ 1:59 pm
Dear Jose,
I’ve got your Yorkie. It’s hanging out with my gal’s Mini Schnauzer. If you ever want to see it back alive and well, sign Sheva to a lifetime contract and kneecap Drogba with a tire iron before this sunday’s FA cup final. If you fail to comply, your dog stays in Minnesota and starts wearing a red collar every day.
Signed,
Ben.
Comment by Ben — May 16, 2007 @ 2:05 pm
[...] in betting on the whereabouts of Jose Mourinho’s terrier? Look no further. By the way, where are the Free Jose shirts? [...]
Pingback by LINKofvich Chumofski « Pyle of List — May 18, 2007 @ 1:17 pm
you get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog
Comment by Ben Olsen's Beard — May 19, 2007 @ 9:31 am
[...] in betting on the whereabouts of Jose Mourinho’s terrier? Look no further. By the way, where are the Free Jose shirts? [...]
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