Newserseses
April 4 – 2007
My all-time favorite Argentine (ahead of Juan “you hurt my mom’s feelings so I’m taking my ball and going home” Riquelme), Diego “Jabba” Maradona, has been hospitalized for eating, drinking, smoking and Bush-bashing non-stop. Get well soon commie buddy.
Them’s fightin words! Bolton’s Henrik Pedersen calls out his manager and looks forward to spending a lifetime of praying he doesn’t see Big Sam on the street, or in a bar, or…
Totti babbles about zoos after a perceived slight by Sir Alex. He and Mourinho can cry me a river. Mourinho complaining about lack of funds?? Fortunately, the G man has already covered this so I don’t need to make any snide remarks about the atrophy of M’s coaching abilities.
Our boy Dimi gets photoshopped, with mildly amusing results.
Nista fav Jimmy Bullard: “My missus goes bonkers sometimes when I come back stinking of fish,†Bullard said. “She gets the hump when I wake her up at half past 6 in the morning, then bring my maggots in and the car’s muddy. But she’s all right really.â€
The Sun is staging a battle of the WAGs, and week 1 is Mrs. Bex v. Mrs. Cole, so be sure to check out the former’s ridiculous ice and the latter’s ridiculous thigh tat.
And lastly:
Timmy Howard
F**k Off
He plays in our net
F**k Off
Timmy Howard
F**k Off
He’s got Tourette’s
Update:
If anyone watched the ManU – Roma match yesterday, what’s the deal with Cassetti, he was number 77! Never seen a number that high before…
Everybody outside the States hates Bush.
Comment by Brad — April 4, 2007 @ 9:40 pm
Mrs. Cole has three times as many votes as Posh.
Comment by joejoejoe — April 4, 2007 @ 10:34 pm
What’s up with the Everton song? Aren’t you on the Fulham bandwagon now?
Comment by Nordy — April 5, 2007 @ 5:03 pm
Jabba should be in the WAGS contest…nice rack.
Nice finds jobi.
Comment by le monkes — April 5, 2007 @ 11:11 pm
aren’t we all on the fulham USA bandwagon?
Comment by baba oje — April 6, 2007 @ 1:22 am
I’ve always been fond of double numbers that high… looks like United has some work to do next week…
No mention of George Boateng getting a ruler across the knuckles for making a very wise observation?
“Middlesbrough skipper George Boateng has been disciplined by his club after warning Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo his antics could earn him reprisals.
Young midfielder James Morrison was sent off for lashing out at the United star late in the game and Boateng later said of Ronaldo’s trickery, ‘one day, someone will hurt him properly’.”
I couldn’t agree with you more, George.
50 gold pieces and my daughter’s hand in marriage to the man who brings me the leg of Ronaldo!
Comment by Scott — April 6, 2007 @ 10:31 am
RE: Arsenal-Rapids “Partnership”
Stan Kroenke who owns the Rapids (and also the St. Louis Rams, Colorado Avalanche, Denver Nuggets, Colorado Mammoth (lacrosse) and the AFL Colorado Crush) bought a 9.99% interest in Arsenal and there is speculation that he bought smaller portions earlier anonymously and is potentially thinking of buying the club outright, so this “partnership” may be making more sense.
Comment by baba oje — April 6, 2007 @ 6:40 pm
Did we ever get a read on the nature of Carly’s leg ink?
Comment by stuartdowningpints — April 12, 2007 @ 1:16 am
Jeff Cunninghams number is 90, hes playing linebacker for the raiders during the offseason
Comment by Trevor — April 16, 2007 @ 10:23 pm