It Begins

January 29 - 2007

David Beckham is the new, ultra-sexy face of Disney’s “Where Dreams Come True” campaign. Wielding a sword and riding atop a magnificent white steed, Golden Balls appears to be battling either a dragon or the collected affections of North America’s gay community.

The campaign places celebrities in classic Disney fairytale “dream sequences.” Beckham’s get-up is that of Prince Phillip from sleeping beauty, while Scarlet Johansson appears as Cinderella sporting a Nicoletta Santoro gown, a Harry David tiara, and tremendous rack. Biance Knowles, on the other hand, finds herself seated in a spinning teacup alongside Oliver Platt and Lyle Lovett; if that’s her “dream” then she’s one kinky little puppy.

Beckhamerica is gaining steam, and who knows what product will be next to enlist the $250million man. Personally, I hope it’s the Olive Garden.