Newsers for 12/13/06

December 13 – 2006

Wayne Rooney risks life and limb to watch the ever so awful New York Knicks play.

Courtesy Deadspin: The Big Lead has gotten ahold of Landon Donovan and Bianca Kajlich’s wedding registry. Somebody must have already gotten them the his/her lace panty set.

So where is Faustino Asprilla now? Could he be washing dirty drug-money for Columbian cartels?

Can a “Hail of Gunfire” be a positive thing? Yes, if you live in Iraq.