“We’re not proper fishermen”
November 29 - 2006
What’s the first thing we learned in Underground Internet Soccer Journalism School? Always follow racist hooligan death posts with something about puppies. Keeps the karma balanced.
This particular puppy-piece involves Chelsea’s Joe Cole and his newborn Bulldogs. In it, we learn…
- Joe Cole has an accent which allows him a choice between two occupations: professional footballer or chimney sweep.
- Taking care of puppies is “hard, but not overly hard,” when your new wife does most of the work.
- John Terry can’t handle Cole’s status as “Top Fisherman at Chelsea” and may even be resorting to “camera trickery.”
“We call this one white paws because… (Joe can’t remember why) …her paws need cleaning…”
Comment by Scott — November 30, 2006 @ 11:11 am
So funny…”we’re not proper fisherman, the weather hasn’t been sunny so we haven’t gone”…I love it.
Even better, “I’m rubbish at golf so I had to find something to do with my time”..hahaha…tough life!
Comment by LG — November 30, 2006 @ 11:37 am
[...] With Jimmy Bullard.” Doesn’t quite have the unintentional humor value of, say, “Fishing with Joe Cole and John Terry,” but it’s Bullard. And I have a man crush. So you’ll just have to [...]
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