Newsers for 11/17/06

November 17 - 2006

Joe Cole’s bachelor party hits the peelers, and stumbles away with a $30,000 tab.

Ladbrokes posts lower profits in October because of a lack of upsets. Are they worried? No, because they know you’re nursing a low-grade gambling addiction.

Jose Mourinho wants to know why the Bridge is so quiet. We’ll tell you why: high ticket prices, prawns, and fans like these.

The Freddy Adu-Manchester United link from an English perspective: actual trial or mere marketing strategy?