Lukey the Czech

November 10 – 2006

Lukey’s heating up, and you know what that means: time to buy stock in pilsner and polish meats. His bankroll swelled last week to $134.54 (based on $5 and $10 mythical wagers); not since the World Cup have we seen such a positive swing. Let’s see if this Bavarian hay-ride can keep rolling, after the jump.

I hope you took my advice last week and bet on both Sheff. Utd and Watford…if not, you missed out on a nice pay-day. As predicted, both teams pulled off upsets and the ticket cashed was solid. If you’ve lost faith in Lukey the Czech then you’ve made a big mistake – additionally, you can fuck right off. I will basically guarantee profit over time. Think of it as if you were putting your money into the stock market; peaks and valleys but on a gradual up slope. Let’s move forward…stand by me, my apprentice…be brave…clenched fists.

Portsmouth was embarrassed last week at Old Trafford and I’m thinking Fulham is in a bit of trouble. ManU is rolling while Bolton has been getting rolled. And though all these teams intrigue me this week, it’s the West Ham line that seems most ripe. An underdog at Middlesbrough? Rather confusing, I’d say, considering recent results. And though I think Pardew is semi-retarded, Harewood is a big, strong, fast, big, strong guy (not exactly the description of a world class players), and little Ferdinand somewhat uncoordinated, I’m jumping on the Hammers.

Middlesbrough is in shambles. I can’t stand Rochemback – I nominate him for the most-annoying-player-to-watch award. Have you ever seen someone run more in one game with less purpose (not to mention his first name is Fabio – have I said enough)? Viduka is injured again and they potentially have the worst defender in the league, Andrew Davies. Have you seen this jackoff play?…holy shit, what an unmitigated disaster. Honestly, this guy not only doesn’t know how to defend, and after ever run he’s bent over trying to catch his breath…dude, go out and get some road work in. The least you could do is be fit. Also, the frosted blonde hair look is NOT cool…never was. Yakubu alone won’t be enough….Hammertime this Saturday as I predict 3-1 Hammers!

Man City v Newcastle: 2-0
Chelsea v Watford: 2-0
Everton v Aston Villa: 2-1
Portsmouth v Fulham: 1-0
Sheff Utd v Bolton: 0-1
Wigan v Charlton: 1-0
Blackburn v Man Utd: 1-3

Reading v Tottenham: 1-1
Arsenal v Liverpool: 1-0