Newsers for 11/01/06

November 1 – 2006

Due to a traffic jam, Spartak Moscow were forced to take the subway to their Champions League match with Inter Milan. No mention of whether or not the stale urine smell led to Milan’s early goal.

The US war on drugs rages into the Columbian second division. What tipped them off? Red noses? Frantic style of play? The Robbie Fowler-esque celebrations?

As noted before, fan violence is steadily moving from the stadiums, into the transportation sector.

If there is a God, this team will schedule a friendly with the Homeless World Cup winners, and we’ll all be able to watch it on Setanta.